var sitemap = new Array();

 sitemap['aaron_txt'] = "The Mother-ship.";
 sitemap['aaron_cap']  = "Aaronland";

 sitemap['about_txt'] = "A user's guide to aaronland.";
 sitemap['about_cap']  = "Aaronland in a Nutshell";

 sitemap['aircastle_txt'] = "Official Propaganda Vehicle and Wedding Band of F.A.L.P. Check out their HIT SINGLE <em>Pickin' Potatoes on Martha's Vineyard</em>";
 sitemap['aircastle_cap']  = "Aircastle";

 sitemap['analoguy_txt'] = "What I did before I bought my first computer twelve years after first attending computer camp and learning BASIC. What I should probably be doing instead of this.";
 sitemap['analoguy_cap']  = "Analoguy";

 sitemap['artboy_txt'] = "What I started doing after I bought my first computer twelve years after attending computer camp and learning LOGO.";
 sitemap['artboy_cap']  = "Artboy";

 sitemap['bendy_txt'] = "Receive the wisdom of the Bendypig.";
 sitemap['bendy_cap']  = "Bendypig";

 sitemap['billy_txt'] = "Poet laureate of Martha's Vineyard, revolutionary, rock-star and all-around stud-muffin.";
 sitemap['billy_cap']  = "Super Bill Petit";

 sitemap['br_txt'] = "Master printer, computer geek, Jimmy Dale Gilmore fan.";
 sitemap['br_cap']  = "Bob Rogers";

 sitemap['cam_txt'] = "Random juxtaposition or important social dialectic? You be the judge.";
 sitemap['cam_cap']  = "Randomcam";

 sitemap['count_txt'] = "So many paradigms. So little time!";
 sitemap['count_cap']  = "Count";

 sitemap['design_txt'] = "I studied painting so why wouldn't I be designing websites now?";
 sitemap['design_cap']  = "Design-weenie";

 sitemap['flat_txt'] = "A record of Wednesday night suppers, Summer 1998.";
 sitemap['flat_cap']  = "Flatfishnight";

 sitemap['idea_txt'] = "Ceci n'est pas.";
 sitemap['idea_cap']  = "Idea";

 sitemap['mail_txt'] = "Mail me. Mail me, now.";
 sitemap['mail_cap']  = "Mail";

 sitemap['photos_txt'] = "Fun and games with a 50$ digital camera";
 sitemap['photos_cap']  = "mmmmm...Pictures";

 sitemap['spam_txt'] = "Don't send them spam, send them Spam I Like!";
 sitemap['spam_cap']  = "Spam I Like";

 sitemap['toys_txt'] = "mmmm...toys";
 sitemap['toys_cap']  = "Toys";

 sitemap['undo_txt'] = "Confessions of a Computer Graphics Artist.";
 sitemap['undo_cap']  = "The Power of Undo";

 sitemap['weblog_txt'] = "A boy, a basement, the whole wide world. A weblog.";
 sitemap['weblog_cap']  = "A boy and his basement";

 sitemap['who_txt'] = "Who is Aaron, anyway?.";
 sitemap['who_cap']  = "Who";


 // Hack
 sitemap['show_txt'] = "The Mother-ship.";
 sitemap['show_cap']  = "Aaronland";

 sitemap['help_txt'] = "The Mother-ship.";
 sitemap['help_cap']  = "Aaronland";